To: comment@guardian.co.uk
Re:
Taking a (commercial) interest in sport
Date: Saturday, 3 September 05

Dear Sir/Madam,
 
You don't seem to have a "sports editor", so I'm not sure who to send this to. It is in response to what your "sports correspondent", Andrew Culf, wrote in today's Guardian: "Flintoff joins big hitters but is not in Beckham's league ".
 
I watched a bit of the test cricket last week and was beginning to warm to the sport - to the extent of thinking of watching some more when the final test begins later this week. But after reading Andrew Culf's article, I've decided not to bother.
 
It was rather like taking an interest in an attractive woman who had recently moved into the street. Having exchanged a few friendly words with her over the garden gate and discovered that she was not only unattached and good-looking, but intelligent too, my heart was beginning to flutter a little. Then I discover that she is in fact a whore who will go with any bloke with a fat enough wallet.
 
We wonder what is wrong with modern society. I'll tell you: It's the primitive, commercial and materialistic values that we have all been brought up on, and thus seem so "normal ", that form the foundation of our socio-economic order, and that even many so-called "progressives" embrace as belonging to the natural order of things.
 
In a sense they are right: it is in the natural order of things, as determined by our primitive animal nature, which our free-market economy has been so well adapted to exploit (our animal fears, greed and competitivness; our primitive interest in sex, free or cheap lunches, power, social status etc).
 
Is there no one at the Guardian (which is supposed to be one of Britain's most "progressive" newspapers) who understands the dire need for us to create an alternative socio-economic order based on values that are rooted instead in our more enlightened, human nature?
 
If there is, they might like to get in touch with me.
 
There is a revolution to organise, and we don't have a lot of time before a ruthless mother nature will force sustainability upon us.